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1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE
CAN DANCE TO!
The DJ has to play for more than one
person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and
EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another.
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A
"BEAT"
BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played
in a club that don't have some sort of BEAT!
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I
DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS....
PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have
to put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all
night long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your
favorite song.
4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!
Oh, sure ... you polled everyone in the
club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song.
5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY
IT!
The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole
in that theory!
6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT!
Why settle for one night? Buy the album
and get laid for a whole month!
7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
The ONLY people who can get away with
that statement write the DJ's paycheck!
8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
It's a lot easier for you to go have
another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the
DJ to recite the name of every record in the booth!
9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO
THIS!
It's NOT advisable to say this when the
dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway) ! HOWEVER, even if
there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the
statement!
10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE
LEAVING!
If your gonna leave after he plays it,
why shouldn't he wait till the very last song so you stay all night! |
