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The DJ has to play for more than one
person...so what you hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING
played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT" BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a
club that don't have some sort of BEAT! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS.... PLEASE don't sing for the DJ. They have to
put up with smoke filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night
long...Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite
song. 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT! Oh, sure ... you polled everyone in the
club and, as their spokesperson, you're requesting the song. 5. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT! The DJ won't. I guess that blows a hole in
that theory! 6. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT! Why settle for one night? Buy the album and
get laid for a whole month! 7. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT! The ONLY people who can get away with that
statement write the DJ's paycheck! 8. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It's a lot easier for you to go have
another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the DJ to
recite the name of every record in the booth! 9. HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS! It's NOT advisable to say this when the
dance floor is packed (but some people do anyway) ! HOWEVER, even if there
is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement! 10. PLAY IT SOON, BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING! If your gonna leave after he plays it, why shouldn't he wait till the very last song so you stay all night!
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